A Non-Comprehensive list of previous discord bio entries

For those unaware, :word: is a way of inserting emojis in discord, but it doesn't work in the browser. The name in the bracket does a pretty good job of saying what the emoji is.

• zoologically improbable and/or terrifying to small children
• Tis the golden age of assholes.
• Ahhh yes my favorite fictiounal coupple. Freaky and Nasty
• Think were ever getting outta here, DB Cooper?
• Im like Sisyphus if Sisyphus was gay and had like 15 personality disorders
• Even Yet Still More Joy Of Sex
• Mad science is just something you preform. Its not an identity
• History: Read it and weep! -Bokonon
• It never gets easier, you just go faster.
• You people do not need a new app. You need a revolution.
  -Xiaohongshu user, recently.
• i'm the only bitch serving cunt here :sob::sob::sob: omg :sob: i'm soooo embarrassed :sob::sob:
• There is no such thing as mistakes, just the creation of new situations with which we have to deal
• https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpEuRSw-R0U&t=7s
• Latex in the sheets, LaTeX in the streets
• Don't worry boys, we'll weather this storm of approval and come out just as hated as ever! -- Saul Alinsky to his staff shortly before his death, 1972
• Luke 11:45-52
• That isnt a good idea for a tweet, thats what real thinking feels like!
• Will Powers provides life lessons for those who want want to achieve their dreams, or go down trying!
• |Absolutely| :lock:Locked:lock: :inbox_tray:in:inbox_tray: :man_running:Starting:man_running: :outbox_tray: Out:outbox_tray: :hammer: HAMMERING:hammer: :green_book:EXCEL:green_book: :calendar_spiral:SPREADSHEETS:calendar_spiral:
• I will TOTALLY ANNIHILATE that bridge when I come to it.
• We are living out our last days in the land of the blind, where the one-eyed man was king till he lost his fucking mind!
• Metrosexual European Fashonisto Deepstate vs the Goodwill bins & a sewing machine
• To stay up all night adds another day to your life
• N' asks me whats beyond, If I had to guess, I'd say more of the same!
• Fight every fight like you can win
• Fiscally progressive:dollar: , Environmentally conservative:cactus:
• Now that God is dead, what is there to do but move to California?
• I identify as :rainbow_flag::flag_us::flag_ps:non-BIDENary!!:flag-ps::flag_us::rainbow_flag:(unironically)(gender is guy fr tho)
• You can't tell that your on a leash if you sit by the peg all day