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So on my old website I had like an 88 by 31 for everything and that was a paiin in the ass but I made them and I dont wnat them on this one so here they all are I hope you like them.

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Absurd Worm Creation Guide

a worm of moderately ridiculous proportion

So my good friend Zoey loves worms on string so I am getting one for them for christmas (last christmas, 7 months (actually 9 by now lol) ago) and they were like show how to make it on website and I was like sure.

Pattern (8.5x11 print version)

> Do it like any stuffed animal, the only odd thing is that it is designed in quarters, so you actually need four of each piece. Lay it all out and cut (remember to check the direction of the fur!). Then eyes (youll notice I actually did mine later, which was a mistake. Do them first!), they are just two fabric circles stitched down onto two of the quarters. Then, long seams, leaving one with a bit open in the middle to stuff, then the ends, then stuff and handstitch the opening. In the end, cost me about $50 between stuffing and fabric.

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Pattern on fabric, ready to cut.
Pattern on fabric, ready to cut. I bought 2.5 yds, but the pattern here is not of that scale, so I can't really tell you how much to buy.
004_Cutting
Cutting in progress.
Cutting...
010_How_I_finished_the_tail__Also_
Tail finished.
How I finished the tail. Also looked fine.
001_The_pattern_all_laid_out__I_cu
Pattern laid
The pattern all laid out. I cut it into four across and stitched them together later to make them fit the fabric better.
009_How_I_finished_the_nose__Looke
Nose finished.
How I finished the nose. Looked fine.
008_Two_seams_and_the_eyes__I_trie
Two seams and eyes, attempt at 3D effect.
Two seams and the eyes. I tried to give them a 3D effect by stuffing them independently of the body, kind of like fursuit paw pads, but it didn’t work well because the fabric shredded and it all went to shit from there. So beware.
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worm and blahaj
For a size comparison, here is the worm next to a full-sized blahaj. yeah really.
003_Cutting
Cutting fabric.
Cutting...
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Zoey and the worm
An actually good picture of the finished worm! in total, it was 11 feet long, more then twice the person pictured.
005_Cut
Fabric cut.
Cut!
006_All_the_pieces_stitched_togeth
Pieces stitched together crosswise.
All the pieces stitched together crosswise.
007_One_seam_pinned
One seam pinned.
One seam pinned.