BOYWIFE WANTED

Living alone and having to go grocery shopping has made me thirst for traditional gender roles like nothing else. A combination of my fantastically low standards and slovenly disposition has left my eating habits and room a wreck, and I need a slim-waisted skirt wearing softboy to come into my life and save me from myself.

Since thats never gonna happen with my current financial situation and general antisociality, here is a collection of hearty bachelor recipies for all of my fellow tradboihusbands out there.

A I think there is more footnote in this one then text. At this rate imma be the next DFW. If only I could actually write.girthy carrot

We see people eating fruits like apples and bananas whole, but why not tubers? carrots are durable, nutritious, make you hear better in the quiet, and give your jaw a real workout. Its like free Mewing

a cart of tofu covered in garlic chilli sauce

Want a protien-filled tofu scramble breakfast, but don't have time to scramble anything? Simple! Tofu is edible raw, so just don't cook it. Cover it in your favorite sauce and eat it out of the handy provided container!

a tortilla wrapped around brown sugar, rasins, peanut butter

Burritos are a classic for those looking for a cheep treat to eat on the street, but what if you don't have that cheese rice or beans pinto? Introducing: PB&J Burritos! but what if you don't have any J either? Substitute brown sugar and rasins! yum!

Yes they are all going to be like this get ready