NOT PORN
You are going to have to try a little harder then that, horny netizen/future employer.
The entrance of someone into my life who will listen to me yap about litteraly anything has been a problem for me putting "look at this" type posts on the microblog. The fix is that now when I send them something ill screen shot it, get the links, and thow it up here as a low-effort way to make more content. Perfect.
Also gettin some stuff from platonic friends cuz I love all yall so it counts

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